July 2011
1 post
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clientsfromhell:
Client: I love the headline but can’t you make it more….punchy.
Me: I don’t think it’s going to get more punchy than ‘We Buy Gold’.
Client: I want more with less!
Me: ‘Sell Gold’
Client: No, I absolutely hate that. The last one was better, just make it punchy. I want it to pop off the…
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
2 posts
December 2009
24 posts
Dental Office
clientsfromhell:
Dental Office: “We would like to use your creative services but we would like to see some ideas and concepts before we give you the go ahead.”
Me: “Sure. And since you are a Dental office (and I’m already here), lets go into the next room so you can whiten my teeth. If I like the results, maybe I’ll agree to pay you.”
awesome comeback
Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
Prospective client: Yes.
Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.
November 2009
35 posts
Myths & Facts About Turkey Day!
Thanksgiving is a uniquely North American holiday. But are those “facts” we learned in school really true? Is Plymouth Rock an actual, well, rock? Did the pilgrims really eat turkey and pumpkin pie? And who made the holiday “official”? The Buzz Log investigates some of the myths and realities of the beloved holiday.
Was there really a Plymouth Rock? Kids are taught that...
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